{"product_id":"chronicle-books-disappointing-affirmations-pencils","title":"Chronicle Books Disappointing Affirmations Pencils","description":"\u003cp\u003eCross out toxic positivity with these high-quality graphite pencils for a low-quality, disappointing world from the creator of the wildly popular @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Disappointing Affirmations pencil set includes ten eraser-topped graphite pencils. As stylish as they are functional, these standard HB \/ No. 2 pencils make excellent desk accessories. Featuring realistic and subversively funny affirmations engraved on beautiful scenes from nature, they're the opposite of terrible for writing stuff down or whatever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCOUNTER TOXIC POSITIVITY, INSPIRE CREATIVITY: Engraved with affirmations and occasional profanity upon colorful natural settings, these funny pencils counter positivity culture as you jot down notes, stories, doodles, lists, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eADDS A TOUCH OF HUMOR: These wooden pencils are a great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMAKES AN EXCELLENT GIFT: This bold yet elegant set of ten pencils makes an excellent gift for any avid writer or doodler, and anyone who isn't relentlessly cheerful and doesn’t feel seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFROM THE POPULAR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT: Fans of the wildly popular Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations will love these officially licensed pencils, which translate the pointed ironic humor of the account into high-quality, affirmational writing utensils.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHERE’S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations book and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You won’t be disappointed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e * Anyone looking to counter the culture of toxic positivity in a humorous way\u003cbr\u003e * Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account\u003cbr\u003e * Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen\u003cbr\u003e * Students and test takers who could use some comic relief\u003cbr\u003e * Cool gift for writers and artists\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dave Tarnowski","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67601815929045,"sku":"9781797230061","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/1893\/3973\/files\/9781797230061.jpg?v=1790872319","url":"https:\/\/thecrookedshelfbooksbrews.com\/products\/chronicle-books-disappointing-affirmations-pencils","provider":"The Crooked Shelf, Books \u0026 Brews","version":"1.0","type":"link"}